A person that is nearly as unimportant as a cotton swab that is stroked on the female vagina.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

An effective jab towards a man when he is behaving in an obviously less than masculine manner. This term is far more insulting than "douchebag".
*Disclaimer: Someone really needs to earn this title. No willy-nilly usage, please.

One who consistanly, and effortlessly, ruins the fun in a social setting; typically by acting hysterical and moody.

1. The male member, an instrument used to thoroughly "clean out" a woman's vagina.
2. A particularly pathetic individual.

derogitory comment about someone

Tampon. Surrounded by the Vagina.