A short, ruffled skirt, covering little more than the female genetalia, resembling the dust ruffle around a bed.

Someone people turn to when they're sad who makes them feel better.

Captain of the "SS Lady go Ruffle"

Captain Cuntruffles was born in 1634 and has been a Pirate since the age of 2.

At 4 years old he conquered most of western europe.


Then he died.



Also can be used as a derogetory term for someone who isn't good enough to be called a cunt.

Like Sanke.

Any dude you are friends with that can't answer his phone or return a text, but when the shoe is on the other foot he is a victim, AKA he is just a big Assbag Pussy....