The vile, back-stabbing, venomous female person you were married to before you got divorced i.e., ex-wife.
I can't wait until cunt face gets married so I can quit paying the bitch alimony.
by loving ex-hubby July 23, 2006
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noun;

1. One who has a face like a woman's genitals; someone who is ugly. Often used as an insult, but occasionally used as an affectionate greeting.
"Sup, cunt face?"
"Shut the fuck up, cunt face"
by Harry Jones September 29, 2006
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insult towards someone who is way too fuckin ugly
shes a cunt face
hes a cunt face
guy 1 "that gisls so ugly"
guy 2 "yeah what a cunt face"
by Finnthecunt June 08, 2006
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The English pronunciation of can't face with heavy Austrian accent
for example,

From the Sound of Music, when Mother Abbess offers advice to Maria,

"Maria, dese vulls vere not meant to shut out problems. You huv to face dem. You have to live de life you vere born to live. Vut is it you cunt face?"
by vajuxo February 08, 2010
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1. face that is so ugly it can described as a cunt
2. insult
1. "that guy's so ugly"

"yeh i no what, what a cunt face"

2. "i fucked your girl"

"you cunt face"
by Finnthecunt June 04, 2006
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Someone, usually a chick with extremely large lips that seems to overtake their face.
- Julia Roberts has a bad case of cunt face.
- That girls going to need a lot of makeup to cover that cunt face.
by nosleepmomma January 07, 2011
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cunt-faced - way to drunk but cant do anything about it.
man asks friend in the pub "how do you feel?"
friend replies "absolultly cunt faced!"
by mark strotton October 02, 2006
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