j:Who is that man over there flirtin with all those chicks?
m: oh thats jose. he is just a cunt jockey.

Dude, I was so unhappy about my girl, until I spoke to my serotonin donor who really helped me feel better

Hey Dave you going on holiday this year?
Why yes, as a cunt jockey I shall be visiting Thailand and bringing something back- thanks for asking reverend

alan: i like the look of that girl
spencer: u mmprick shes a cunt jockey!!!!!
alan: really?
spencer: yeah and she's fucking fat!!!