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A short, ruffled skirt, covering little more than the female genetalia, resembling the dust ruffle around a bed.
"Could you believe Kelly was riding her bike in a cunt ruffle?"
"Yeah, that hooch should really put on some underwear."
"Yeah, that hooch should really put on some underwear."
by Sibamos May 31, 2006
Jul 2 Word of the Day
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by jonfurstn1 November 27, 2009
2
Captain of the "SS Lady go Ruffle"
Captain Cuntruffles was born in 1634 and has been a Pirate since the age of 2.
At 4 years old he conquered most of western europe.
Then he died.
Also can be used as a derogetory term for someone who isn't good enough to be called a cunt.
Like Sanke.
Captain Cuntruffles was born in 1634 and has been a Pirate since the age of 2.
At 4 years old he conquered most of western europe.
Then he died.
Also can be used as a derogetory term for someone who isn't good enough to be called a cunt.
Like Sanke.
by Advil April 07, 2004
3
Any dude you are friends with that can't answer his phone or return a text, but when the shoe is on the other foot he is a victim, AKA he is just a big Assbag Pussy....
Person 1: Dude I just tried calling Jim.
Person2: Did he answer?
Person 1: No he is just a big ass Cunt Ruffle.
Person2: Did he answer?
Person 1: No he is just a big ass Cunt Ruffle.
by Hey Jack November 27, 2016