Intoxicated by fanny, particularly during early stages of a new relationship with a cracking bird, incapable of rational thought owing to proximity to and availability of regular gash. Can also be applied to people overcome by proximity to minor celebrities.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

Rendered dumb, ditzy, and delusional by a sudden proliferation of long awaited Tooky