An incredibly clever person usually from Scottish origin or heritage. Usually dark haired and extremely good looking. Often plays tricks on those whom are not as cunny, do not have dark hair, or a just plain grenades.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.