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An uncle that's a cunt.
Steve: My god, my uncle David is a right cunt
Sam: Mate, he's a right cunkle.
by Big Jones 1987 June 30, 2018
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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Either an uncle who is very close to your own age or a cousin who is much older than you
by Coleen😜✌️💯 June 04, 2016
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(Cuck + Uncle)
That one uncle you have that lives with you after his divorce and still pays for his ex-wives stuff even though she cheated on him.
Man, I wish my cunkle would get over this and move out so I can play Smash Brothers in the living room again.
by juggsgotya December 07, 2016
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A Cunkle or pronounced CunKel, is a over sized, chubby Vagina.
1. Cor Blimey, that girl I did last night had a proper cunkle.

2. You can see her Cunkle through her jeans. Chubby minx

3. her Cunkle was like a wizards sleeve made of 4 inch thick steaks

4. She has Cankles, so so she probably has a Cunkle
by R. Dodd April 25, 2013
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cunkle is the action that occurs when your knuckles force your nails into the side of a womens vagina, colon, etc. This typically happens while fisting.
Shit Steve, you just cunkled the shit out of my judy, said Suzanne.
by joeyjoejo1200 December 04, 2006
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