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A relative who is a cousin and uncle.
Jimmy: "Who's that next to you?"
A different Jimmy: "Oh yeah, he's my cuncle"
by Toade September 16, 2020
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Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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An older male first cousin, once removed.
Your cousin Colin has a baby named Mackie. You are mackie's cuncle (or caunt if you are a woman.)
by Kiztas September 25, 2010
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A cousin uncle who attends sex parties. Then tells his tales to his extended family at Thanksgiving.
This year cuncle got kicked out of the sex party for being a little to rowdy.
by butthurt dweller45 September 13, 2010
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A super cool uncle that is just plain awesome!!
Mom: Honey, your uncle Bill will be here soon.

Kid: YES! I love uncle Bill, he's such a cuncle!!
by cunclesrock February 19, 2010
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An Uncle who is a cunt....there is always one in the family (Adam)
My cuncle is coming over today
by Tooomx July 23, 2010
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oh my gosh her skirt so short you could see the tampon string hanging from her cuncle
by mercedbabes January 22, 2011
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