When you get fucked up the ass without a condom, then take a shit on someone's face. (A cumfilled dirty sanchez)
*grunting* - "Yeah you like that don't you!" *spooge* "oh now you're gonna love this, lay down" **CUMSHIT!!!* "oh shit!"
by Vam274 September 01, 2005
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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That act of defecation after one has just received anal sex, resulting in a stool that is coated with semen.
Jane: Did paul fuck you in the arse-hole last night?
Wendy: Fuck yeah he did!
Jane: Did you do a cum shit afterwards?
Wendy: Yeah! It was the biggest cum shit you ever saw, I was all like "holy fuckballs, that cum shit is big!"
Wendy: Fuck yeah he did!
Jane: Did you do a cum shit afterwards?
Wendy: Yeah! It was the biggest cum shit you ever saw, I was all like "holy fuckballs, that cum shit is big!"
by greg83 February 25, 2008
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When you cum and shit simultaneously and your ejaculate happens to land in the shit, where it creates a powerful unstoppable force
The immense power of my cumshits will destroy this universe if you don’t shut your fucking mouth Karen
by Gingernonces November 13, 2019
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A substance/thing that you cannot identify with words but you know that it's completely and utterly disgusting.
by Uchisune January 21, 2012
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"Would you like cumshit to the face?"
by blondie475 April 16, 2012
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