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A pot that people stand around and cum into.
Look over there a Dictino Garcia is spunking into that wooden cumpot!
by The epic penis April 30, 2020
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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When someone becomes so sexually frustrated that they become full of cum.
Jenny: I feel like a cum pot, I really need to get some.

Kevin: I think I can help you out with that!
by J Lynn April 10, 2008
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(kuhm-pot)
n.
1. A ceramic container used for storing male ejaculate.

2. One who exhibits qualities like that of a ceramic container used for storing male ejaculate.

3. A person who unintentionally and unknowingly interferes with the plans or ambitions of another by redirecting the attention of a third party.

4. A disparaging term for a male homosexual.

5. One who is particularly fertile.

6. One who smells like a ceramic container used for storing male ejaculate.

7. A disparaging term for a woman who frequently performs fellatio on one or more male sex partners.
1.
"Hand over that cumpot, I'll be needing it in a minute."

2.
"That cumpot is always catching cum in his mouth."

3.
Max: "So, you commin' over or what?"
Ben: "Well, Dan wanted us to hang out with him today..."
Max: "Fuck that kid! He's a cumpot!"

4.
"That cumpot is always sucking off other cumpots."

5.
"That guy fathered, like, fifteen kids. He's a real cumpot."

6.
"Jesus Christ Ben, every time you come in the house, it smells like a fucking' cumpot. Go take a fucking shower, you filthy fucking cocksucker."

7.
"That girl's a filthy cumpot. She probably has AIDS; stay away from her."
by Fuck Shit Piss August 11, 2007
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When someone becomes so sexual that they become full of cum.
Jenny: your such a cumpot.

Alison: it was only once.
by kymberly.komma March 23, 2017
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An object (preferrably pot or something similar) that is used to store one's semen to be used for various purposes in the future. A more preferrable long-term alternative than cum rag
"Just three more cumpots to go and I will break my previous month's record"
by SamArthur21 February 18, 2019
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