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An old and decaying sock sandwich.
"Eeeeeew, I just found some CUMPOST under Dave's bed!"
by talc-girl September 03, 2009
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Jun 3 Word of the Day
When the “crush” has no intentions of taking things further, but they like the attention. So they flirt here or there, send dm/texts just to keep the person interested, knowing damn well they’re staying single.
Danielle was so flirty the other night, he messaged me 3 times just to say hello, I think he’s coming around.

No Susan he’s breadcrumbing you just so you’ll keep nibbling at his heels.
by Briness March 15, 2018
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Another word for a Penis. a post (penis) where jizz is ejaculated from.
i got my cum post out and squirted all over her!
by Alex Hodgson (A Trak) March 23, 2006
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A lowkey porn message primarily shared in groupchats amongst milf hungry teenagers
Dude, that cumpost made me cum buckets.
by jurinator February 13, 2017
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A post formation, designed to accommodate the large quantities of cum that a man can produce. The idea is to aim and fire at this ejaculate column.
I am about to cum. Please hand me the cum post.
by Gregory Goofballington February 20, 2005
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