by Flimpy Montgomery September 12, 2018
Dude, I can't hang out with you this weekend. Cindy and I are going on a cumping trip.
Wow Sally, it was really slippery in the woods last weekend. Matt and I went cumping.
Wow Sally, it was really slippery in the woods last weekend. Matt and I went cumping.
by Tiny Bubbles April 13, 2009
by J.T. Rita March 19, 2009
A case of over-information into the particular fantasies of necrophiliacs.
To make:
- 2 necrophiliacs
- 1 female corpse (presumably fresh, unguarded or well defrosted)
- wet wipes
- a coin
Toss the coin to decide who jumps (1) and who swallows (2). Take your posistions at the head and vulva facing ends of the corpse. At a specified time (1) jumps landing on the corpses stomach whilst (2) gets a taste of embalmed natural lubricants. Wet wipes as required depending on squirting credentials of the deceased.
To make:
- 2 necrophiliacs
- 1 female corpse (presumably fresh, unguarded or well defrosted)
- wet wipes
- a coin
Toss the coin to decide who jumps (1) and who swallows (2). Take your posistions at the head and vulva facing ends of the corpse. At a specified time (1) jumps landing on the corpses stomach whilst (2) gets a taste of embalmed natural lubricants. Wet wipes as required depending on squirting credentials of the deceased.
Whilst the fire alarm went off at the morgue yesterday so we went round cumping as many of the cadavers as possible before the fire brigade took their turn.
by owiessegs February 19, 2011
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