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Someone that enjoys tasting the fine flavor of different types of Cum. Cum comes in many types and flavers depending on the squirter. There is regular white Cum (just like wonder bread) and of course black (African american), yellow (Asian) a different flavor for each race. Cum is also flavored by diet so it picks up faint hints of what ever the Cummer has eaten making for a wide assortment of flavors. Some get so into Cum tasting that they become Cum snobs and only want to taste the finest cum. A Cumophile enjoys tasting fine cum so much that she goes to tastings often.
They will spend lots of money travel even overseas to find the best cum that they can find. Later in life some are so addicted that they become cumoholics.
They will spend lots of money travel even overseas to find the best cum that they can find. Later in life some are so addicted that they become cumoholics.
The Cumophile swirled the cum around her mouth to bring out the faint flavors of Cantalope, Cherrys, In and out Burger and Coors.
They joined the Cumophile club so they could enjoy tasting cum with a group of like minded people
They joined the Cumophile club so they could enjoy tasting cum with a group of like minded people
by jack_me_off_now March 20, 2008
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011