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Usually a girl of loose morals, picked up at a bar or a party and taken back to your or your friends house. This is where a Cummy Rag differs from the usual street-whore; you have to work hard to convince her she is in a different town to where she really is AND fold her up into a fold-out couch whilst chanting CUMMY RAG! CUMMY RAG!
1. I really didn't want to see that one-night stand again, so I pulled the old Cummy Rag trick
2. When looking at new lounge furniture, always enquire about the Cummy Rag optional extras
3. Scott: "Bro, my girlfriend can't find out I cheated on her again"
Brent: "Let's just do the Cummy Rag and we'll be mint condish"
by TGR Online May 17, 2010
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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