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Refers to an individual who has an unnatural or unhealthy obsession with all things cum. Used in a derogatory way, often towards people having multiple unprotected sex partners.
"Ugh you are being such a Cumlord!"

"She screws everyone that she meets, she is a huge Cumlord."
by Master Bates Alot December 09, 2009
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Deriving from the formulation of two words: 'Cum' and 'Lord'.
Meaning: The Boss/Master of a semen/sperm mixture or a 'Twat'.
Normally used as an insult when the user is either intoxicated or on the losing side of an insult battle. The use of such a word is ill-advised as people will come to the conclusion that you are retarded. see Fucktard
Mother, you cumlord, where is my fucking tea?
by Margaret Thatcher February 27, 2004
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A person usually a man who trades accommodations for sex.
Becky hates her parents and if she can find a cumlord she is outta there.
by dubeswiggins January 11, 2015
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When someone’s being a dick or generally making you upset; a very widely known homosexual man
Guy: holy shit here comes the cumlord
Cumlord: I got horses in the back, horse stock is attached
by Big_T_lmao December 28, 2020
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A term describing one above God, above laws, above all others and rules in existence. A person who is 'the shit' and often receives many begging wannabe partners of both genders, despite your own. They will often get laid 'o' plenty and can never find it in them to not brag about it. When walking down a hallway or street, they bring an undisputed aura of godliness and power- instantly earning the respect of anyone who they meet whether they the admirer end up liking them or not.

It is important to note that although cum lords are generally associated with men- they can be either gender and any sexuality. Gender will not change the group of people who will admire them either, even if they the admirers are heterosexual or not, all general preferences regarding sexuality can be defied in the presence of the cum lord.
E.g. 1: See Ethan over there? What a cum lord- has people begging over him.

E.g. 2: Samantha is such a cum lord- why do they see in her?
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A person that is milking people on their cum they often own a cum dungeon with more than one person in them.
Person 1: I am the biggest Cum Lord in the world
Person 2: Really how big is your cum dungeon?
Person 1: I can say that I'll generate 40 000 liter cum a day
Person 2: UwU
by RogeCumBoy August 28, 2019
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