I was at the carnival and suddenly experienced a cumfuffle and had to walk around with my niece for an hour with cum in my pants

"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow

Look over there in the graveyard! It's a cumfuffle