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The name for a particularly fast globule of semen as it flies through the air. A cum comet.
Time slowed as an errant cumet arced gracefully towards her left eye. With what seemed to be glacial sluggishness, but must have been blistering speed, she managed to screw her eyes shut just a fraction of a nanosecond before the cumet alighted.
by kippadoodah December 15, 2017
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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When a guy blows his load on a girl with such force that she gets knocked out to outer space and see stars.
Victor: Hey Breadbixth, what's up?
Breadbixth: Nothing much man, just gave that Inuyasha a cumet!
Julian: Sick dude!
Victor: Cowabunga dude!
by voladelic.vv April 04, 2017
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Noun- Small, dry bits of semen that get stuck in your hair.
Damn, you got a cumet on your leg.
by B-Pain. November 11, 2010
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When a man cums into a condom, slings and YEETs it at a girl's face, hitting her like a cum comet.
Dude 1: " Yo, I was fucking this girl Karen and after we finished I totally hit her with a Cumet. "
Dude 2: " Bro that's epic. "
Dude 1: " Bro... "
by GravityBooster September 26, 2019
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