A straight-up cum addict. This fuck can't go 30 minutes without having an orgasm! By the time this sick bastard is 22, his balls will be raisins in a sack!
"Damn, Chris is a straight-up cumer, just look at him!"
by il Fiery December 28, 2020
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Someone who just will not cum under any circumstance because of their true determination to not bust
Hulk Hogan is the most will cumer person I have ever come into contact with
by YoMomsMommasBoy February 04, 2020
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a funeral where you cum on the dead body
it is time for the cumeral
by emirierisu March 14, 2018
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cumer when a new person comes you say hello new cumer
Cardi b: hola cumer
by DORER December 17, 2020
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Male of the species that when completing sex, cums in such a large volume that there is a measurable weight shift among the two parties (or one party and a sock)
Terri: Was the first time sex with your new boyfriend amazing?
Anne: It was great, but he is such a "Heavy Cumer" that I put on almost two pounds and barely made it to the bathroom!
by Urban humor April 29, 2016
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Cumer means that someone new came so you say hello new cumer
cardi b hola soy cardi b new cumer
by DORER December 17, 2020
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