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Mixin sand with semen to make solid concrete with cum
by OopsIJustShitMySelf September 05, 2019
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
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After ejaculating, semen is left inside the urethra. After some time, this seminal fluid hardens causing disturbed urinary patterns.
I was aiming for the toilet but due to an excess of cumcrete I urinated all over my pants.
by Jackstain October 08, 2009
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Mixing one's cum with sand, cement, and gravel that creates a form of concrete with cum instead of water. Great for building, just not for one's family or friends.
Damn bro, y'all are using concrete to pave roads, while I'm using cumcrete. Yeah, I was banned from the sperm bank.
by W E E N S U C C September 15, 2019
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Dry semen left on a countertop after masturbation.
My roommate is a bastard. He left cumcrete on the bathroom counter by the toilet. I thought it was toothpaste until a tried to wipe it up with a wet cloth and almost puked from the smell.
by Dr. Robstew December 19, 2012
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