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When a person locked inside a box or case with no possible escape or way to get help starts masturbating because they have nothing else to do. They just keep jacking off while the case just keeps filling up more and more with cum. Even when they realize they're going to drown, they just keeping jacking off until they're completely encased in cum. In 700,000,000 years, when future man discovers him 150 feet beneath the surface of the Earth, the case has completely rotten away yet the cum remains, frozen solid. They crack open the petrified cum to release the now primitive man within like breaking open an iceblock to release a neanderthal. This solid cum, encasing a man like a fly in amber, is called a cumberg.
"Dr. Xorlak: You have been encased in cum for a million and a half years, how do you feel?
You: I'm sorry all my friends and family are dust, even every kind of life I knew has evolved to a new form, but I'm glad to be released from that cumberg."
by Orreman August 03, 2020
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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When ejaculating in a bathtub, jizz will float together and look like an iceberg.
Except made of cum.
I had to steer clear of the cumberg last night.
by TitanicSinker August 23, 2019
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