Cum-on-a-Cookie is a masturbation game that your cum-buddies like to play. Everyone beats their meat, blows their load(s) on Oreos, and the last guy to have his dick-gasm is fed the cookies.
We played Cum-on-a-Cookie, and I lost, so they fed me the cookies - yum!
by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021
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A statement.
You ask your partner this after sexual penetration.
The male that you are fucking then cums on your cookies that just randomly happened to be next to you while the two or 7 of you are screwing.
And you eat the cookies.
Elysia: "Cum on my cookies please."
Dante: -Cums on her cookies.-
Elysia: -Eats the cookies.-
by Naked_in_2.59 June 26, 2008
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When a group of males get together and all proceed to masterbate and blow their loads onto a cookie. The last person to ejaculate has to eat the cookie. Can be also done in a tournement like fashion.
When we played cum cookie Jim blew last and had to eat the cookie.
by Matt Cheese August 30, 2006
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When a group of guys get together and masturbate. They have to cum onto a cookie (hence the name 'cum cookie'). The last person to cum has to eat the cookie.
When we were playing cum cookie last night, luke lost and had to eat the cookie!
by UKCPD August 15, 2008
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noun-jacking off into cookie dough and baking it crisp and then serving it to your in-laws.
Hey Dad! You love them cookies dont you?
"Sure do son!"
(Dough bags eating cum cookies mwwhahaha)
by Demented Fuck January 21, 2005
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a type of cookie that instead of milk, it has female or male ejaculation fluids (preferably female) . they are then baked and eaten like regular cookies
bro, i wanna eat her cum cookie so bad.
by s_even December 06, 2020
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An ejaculatory emission from a male sex organ onto a person's tongue leaving a disk-shaped circle of sperm.
She wouldn't let me do anal so i gave her a cum cookie.
by Cultivate Cum December 07, 2015
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