May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Slang for “Cummer”, referring to a friend that cums
Used similar to “Homie” or “Dude”
Travis: Those boys over there are my cummas
Skyler: Is that dude to the right also your cumma?
Travis: Yeah, he’s my cumma alright
Used similar to “Homie” or “Dude”
Travis: Those boys over there are my cummas
Skyler: Is that dude to the right also your cumma?
Travis: Yeah, he’s my cumma alright
Travis: Those boys over there are my cummas
Skyler: Is that dude to the right also your cumma?
Travis: Yeah, he’s my cumma alright
Skyler: Is that dude to the right also your cumma?
Travis: Yeah, he’s my cumma alright
by CummaNumbaOneUh June 14, 2020
3
A vegetative state of pure bliss. Entered when during an orgasm, an individual drops into a coma.
Characterized by an endless flow of fluid from the genitals, starting with semen. If the person isn’t woken up in short time or otherwise hooked up to an IV drip, the fluid will change to water, then quickly to blood as the endless orgasm pushes all liquid in the body out to maintain the orgasm.
Characterized by an endless flow of fluid from the genitals, starting with semen. If the person isn’t woken up in short time or otherwise hooked up to an IV drip, the fluid will change to water, then quickly to blood as the endless orgasm pushes all liquid in the body out to maintain the orgasm.
After receiving the best Blumpkin of his life Gerald fell into a cumma, requiring immediate medical attention.
by Crazydax October 04, 2019