Any woman who has a reputation of giving anyone she meets a blowjob, in exchange for anything, or just because she can.
by Matstron March 09, 2009
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
A seman craving whore who needs cum to live. Known for living in dumpsters and raping random bystanders. Also know as coke fiends or junkies due to the fact they live in dumpsters and need to suck your dick for money
Hey man check out that cum guzzling dumpster slut sucking off that guy. Oh wait that's your dad and...MY WIFE!!!!
by Drewboobies May 06, 2009
A derogatory term for being unintelligent or idiotic. Most commonly used when someone is stating the obvious or being sarcastic. Usually used as a joking term among good friends.
1) Boy 1: "You wanna fight? Huh?!"
Boy 2: "Of course not! Do you think I'm an idiot you Cumguzzlingdumpsterslut!"
2) Friend 1: "Hey, wanna share some of this pizza with me?"
Friend 2: "Of course I do you Cumguzzlingdumpsterslut!"
Boy 2: "Of course not! Do you think I'm an idiot you Cumguzzlingdumpsterslut!"
2) Friend 1: "Hey, wanna share some of this pizza with me?"
Friend 2: "Of course I do you Cumguzzlingdumpsterslut!"
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by CatsAreDemons February 21, 2019
by Balls r life. April 06, 2016
The person at you job that is totally useless. No matter what he or she does it accomplishes nothing. The pinnacle of uselessness, not specifically laziness, because very motivated or hard working people can be useless. Guzzling cum behind a dumpster will give their life more meaning.
by GeoMunkee March 29, 2011
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