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A crusty piece of cloth or sock used to wipe ejaculated semen from the chest of a man who has just engaged in onanism.

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A person lacking in intelligence, who has as much use to the human race as material used to wipe up ejaculated semen.
by Peachfish July 30, 2011
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"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"
by wasabiMP July 08, 2016
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