Cum-buchet

It's a trebuchet filled with human and possibly other species's spermium. It was used in th 14th century to gross out people or to make faggots happy by spraying thwm with fresh and warm semen.

Faggot: Oh boy, that cum-buchet is aiming at me, i cannot wait to shower in human and horse cum.

by EzCsanadnakSzol January 27, 2018

Cum cramps

when you bust a nut really hard and its painful near your balls or in them, you can also get it from starting to masterbate but not finishing. Can be mild to severe pain levels.

bob: jesus I have the WORST cum cramps
jerry: of im sorry man, is there any way I could help?
bob: nah just let me chill

by DystopianSoren November 24, 2022

Chad cum slut

When you are normally top but for the most masculine man in the room you instantly become a bottom

You see Jared over there he is such a Chad cum slut

by IrishMafiaXD September 18, 2022

scraby-cum

A type of cum so sharp it gives you a scrab, or causes a scrabbydy

Your scraby-cum made me a scrabbydy on my knee

by ScrabbydyDoo January 7, 2021

Cum swap machine

A machine that will swap cum from one penis to another. It hurts, at first. But you will soon get over it.

Don't make me use a cum swap machine on you!

by chrissypren April 1, 2021

Jump Cum

When you’re banging a girl from behind and she’s on a step stool but too high so you have to jump multiple times to cum in her.

That chick’s like 4 foot two! Definitely gonna have to jump cum!

by DidntNahSoIChecked March 20, 2022

Cum snacher

A person who robs men of their semi and or testicle's

Bob and David were in a fight and Bob ripped off David's nuts Bob is the new cum snacher

by I FUCK DOORS May 5, 2022