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Is where a male ejaculates semen and mashes with his/her's feces together inside the anal cavity, forming into a jam substance.
Person 1: How was your date last night, dude?
Person 2: Weird, she wants me to make cum jam and put it on her toast.
Person 1: Wow, what a freak she is!
Person 2 : Please help...
Person 2: Weird, she wants me to make cum jam and put it on her toast.
Person 1: Wow, what a freak she is!
Person 2 : Please help...
by FvcknMe July 09, 2018
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005