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A guy extremely rich people use to find their person of interest cum. Commonly cum guys scavenge parking garages in search of cum due to larger sexual behavior in parking garages in american culture.
Oswaldo is Harry's cum guy. Oswaldo has been searching for that bastards cum for days.
by PhillipD33zNutZ October 20, 2018
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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Someone who is cumgry all the goddamn time. Currently #2 for pregnancy leaderboards.
Damn I wish I could use another cumguy today
by Dankbro93 July 20, 2020
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