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A cloth object use to clean up cum dripping out of a girl after a cream pie

i.e. The literal shirt off a guys back, a towel, etc.
"I just shot my load in her, now I need a cum diaper to make sure it doesn't drip out everywhere"
by Cumguzzler96 February 08, 2015
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When someone thinks they are the main character of their life. Usually comes with a side of individuality complex, quirky style and a self centered point of view.
"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"

"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."
by CrazyandIknowit April 27, 2021
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They can make them as thin as they want but it will always feel like a cum diaper.

Who left a dirty used cum diaper in my car?
by Denagnag September 17, 2009
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