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When a woman doesn't know what profile to choose in a sperm bank, she may choose the cum cocktail:
A mix of different semen.
A mix of different semen.
In a National Bank of Sperm pamphlet, you can read:
Try the cum cocktail; a surprising mix of the best pipette bottoms.
Amanda went for the cum cocktail. We are now taking bids for the baby lottery.
Try the cum cocktail; a surprising mix of the best pipette bottoms.
Amanda went for the cum cocktail. We are now taking bids for the baby lottery.
by Monsieur C January 16, 2014
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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On New Year's Eve, the practice of rewarding the resident little girl with a champagne glass filled with the men's semen from the day. At midnight, she should drink the cocktail while the said men cum on her naked or partially clad body. If the child is of age, she should take a shot of Absenthe after downing the cum, after which she would be subjected to countless gangbangs from her boyfriends.
Melissa was standing in the center of the living room, waiting for midnight to come. She was dresed in black lingerie that exposed her pussy and nipples. At midnight, she drank down the cum cocktail, as twenty loads began exploding all over her body.
by MariaLu January 06, 2008
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A moderate to advanced sexual act whereby the male cums in the female's mouth, adds tequila, salt and lemon juice to the mix, then bangs the female's head on the bar, after which she swallows. The male may exclaim "Salud!" or something similarly irate, however this is not mandatory.
Girl 1: "C'mon, let's, like, hit the club."
Girl 2: "Yeah, let's. But take it easy with the cum cocktails this time, alright? You may need those braincells later on in life."
Girl 2: "Yeah, let's. But take it easy with the cum cocktails this time, alright? You may need those braincells later on in life."
by Ariekanibalie June 24, 2009