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A frozen slab of cum that has been in the freezer for two days and the female that is horny takes it out and sucks on it like a popsickle.
Jessica finally took our cum slab out of her fridge and ate it because she was horny and we are out of town.
by Ihateniggers72 November 09, 2016
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018