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The act of running to the bathroom after receiving a cum wad. Typically trying to make sure it doesn't drip to the floor or run down your legs.
by TDMCRo2 January 11, 2017
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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that moment when you have jizzed over your hands and haven't got any tissue so you have to leg it to the toilet to wash yourself. Mainly for guys.
by ilovehannah.s January 30, 2012
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n. (kum'runs) When a person has received anal-pounding from a male (of any species) and has had ejaculatry substances dispensed within their rectum (or higher within the intestinal tract, depending on the monstrosity of the perpetrator), the receiver will obtain this diarrhea-like urgency to explosively relinquish the gooey-lovin'.
Those 4 hispanic gang-bangers fucked my ass raw last night, and filled me with their moustacho-man-juice. It gave me the cumruns all morning!
by Fluffy Lee November 28, 2003
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When a person goes out for the sole purpose of hooking up. Similar to a milk run, a woman may get dressed sexy to attract guys and go for a cumrun. Or, a guy gets ready and goes out with the intention of cumming. (then finds someone to do that with )
This girl at the bar is definitely on a cumrun tonight. Shes got on her cumrun dress tonight! This group of guys are definitely on a cumrun tonight, so aggressive!
by ladyGram December 16, 2013