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(noun): A male human with little or nothing to offer society aside from the opportunity for copulation with a similar member of the opposite sex.
"Why is she with him...can't she see he's a cum pump?"
"All that guy is is a cum pump."
(After casual sex with anonymous partner)
"God, I'm such a cum pump."
"All that guy is is a cum pump."
(After casual sex with anonymous partner)
"God, I'm such a cum pump."
by Peter Mings February 05, 2008
Apr 22 Word of the Day
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Emily:Chad yesterday was a cum pump and got a lot of cum in my mouth
Vanessa:Damn I want some of that action
Vanessa:Damn I want some of that action
by Mommy milkers March 31, 2021