A individual with simplistic mind and a smooth brain who can only think about the next time he will cum.
Wow, George is such a cum monkey he ditched us to hang with Isabel.
by Money Isn't Real February 09, 2021
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A promiscuous, petite woman who enjoys performing fellatio anytime, anywhere.
Check out that little cum monkey! Looks like she's ready 'n' rarin' to go!
by mr new booty June 02, 2006
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a phrase generally used to point fun at a male or female who jumps for joy at the concept of receiving some man juice
My god ryan is such a cum monkey he's swinging from the light at the thought of receiving my load
by logi bear607 June 16, 2011
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a person who is extremely odd and makes constant dumb mistakes
Jessica Struckhoff, I can't believe you just called the security officer Wilbur for a week, thats not his name. You are such a cum monkey
by Cecelia May 07, 2005
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A word to use to insult people who swollow cum,cum guzzlers always travle in packs.People that suck like monkeys that swollow cum and live in gutters.
Your parents are cum guzzling gutter monkeies.
by Taylor January 08, 2005
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An insulting name/title regarding a person (normally female) who is a slut or has slut-like tendencies. Mostly used in trolling and is far from acceptable in polite conversation.
by The_Douche September 01, 2010
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