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The disturbing sound of hearing your housemates finish through the paper thin walls of your student accommodation.
ah man, I heard 2 solid minutes of Alex's cum grunts last night. Not cool.
by shitface1234567890 December 11, 2018
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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The noise or sigh you make when you cum. Generally believed to be unique for each person.
Everytime we have sex, your cumgrunt sounds like our dishwasher when it starts.
by iwillcallsecurity June 29, 2009
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