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To not masturbate for a elongated period of time, thus whenever you ejaculate you produce a fountain of jizz.
After 2 months I finally unleashed my cum fountain on my girlfriend?
by Jizz Jizzson June 23, 2011
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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When you are fucking real hard, after you cum, make your girlfriend queef that shit out it ni.
Did you like that cum fountain>

hell ya it Ni
by uhhyesyesyesyes June 09, 2009
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