Urban Dictionary: Cum Cork

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Dried plug of semen blocking proper urethral flow. Usually created if a man doesn't urinate after sex. Extremely painful, but temporary.

"I thought I had kidney stones for a sec there...turns out it was just a cum cork."

or

"That cum cork came flying out and landed on Jack's toothbrush."

by MontgomeryQ July 28, 2008

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cumcork

When a man or women sticks their finger in a mans penis hole as he is Ejaculating (cumming)

Oh man I cumcorked my boyfriend last night!

by Cumcork November 20, 2020

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Cum Cork

That extra bit of semen that stays in your urethra post-ejaculation.

Dude, after banging my girlfriend, I took a piss and shot a massive cum cork

by Allybabba March 20, 2012

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