Urban Dictionary: Cum Burger

Top definition

A cum burger is exactly what it sounds like, nothing more, nothing less. 2 buns, some meat, and a lot of cum...

Matt: Hey are you going to eat that cum burger?
Guillaume: Im stuffed but im trying to finish every last bite...
Matt: *Inhales cumburger*

by cumburger November 09, 2020

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lil mad is like big mad but the opposite, you mad but not mad to the extent of pullin somthin

"look im sorry i ate your food"
"is cool im just lil mad"

by lilbabiey November 30, 2018

Andrew left a cum burger on Sarah.

by Patrick January 07, 2004

n. A burger that you jizz all over before cooking it... I work @ a Carl's Jr. and we do it all the time lol.

I watched the fat little boy eat the cumburger... looks like my secret ingredient tastes great!

by Gjelstiznles July 31, 2006

-I`m about to cum. Where do you want it?
-Let`s make a cum burger, Master Throckmorton!

Jacob left a cum burger on himself after he got done jacking off to 'The Ozbornes'

by FuckYall May 14, 2004

mixture of cum shit and a womans period mixed in a bowl cooked in urine.

mmm lets all make a cum burger

by bal March 08, 2005