Urban Dictionary: Cum Burger

A cum burger is exactly what it sounds like, nothing more, nothing less. 2 buns, some meat, and a lot of cum...

Matt: Hey are you going to eat that cum burger?
Guillaume: Im stuffed but im trying to finish every last bite...
Matt: *Inhales cumburger*

by cumburger November 09, 2020

Andrew left a cum burger on Sarah.

by Patrick January 07, 2004

-I`m about to cum. Where do you want it?
-Let`s make a cum burger, Master Throckmorton!

Jacob left a cum burger on himself after he got done jacking off to 'The Ozbornes'

by FuckYall May 14, 2004

mixture of cum shit and a womans period mixed in a bowl cooked in urine.

mmm lets all make a cum burger

by bal March 08, 2005

Cum Burger is when you cum or ejaculate in a girl and then proceed to eat them out.

"Hey man I just cum-burgered this chick in a one night stand. I never knew semen tasted good."

by MrNotWireless September 04, 2021