Girl calls Culligan Man:
Honey will your come over an clean my pipes????
Aaahh you got female problems ???
Well yah! you don't think I would call Culligan if I needed a oil change. do yah???

After the stock market crashed he moved to Culligan Estates.

Yo Mull is too gooey when hes around cull
Yo “CULLIGAN!” Drop the toooooolllyyyyyyyy

Dude, she asked for a golden shower but I gave her the culligan man since I drank so much.

“The Culligan Water Man visited me last night, I was so scared”