A Cullen is a crotchety old geezer that lives in the overgrown foothills of West Virginia. A Cullen has a tendency of defending his caverns with a strong smelling excretion that secretes through the anus. Cullens are known to prey on smaller creatures when they are hangry. The only identifiable marks that we hold on records is the reports of hikers seeing a hairy back tattoo walking through the woods, and the lingering smell of musk and pipe tobacco. Cullen’s were though to be extinct until Wetherford T. Shittytit saw one in 1847.
by Dickylongcockings November 12, 2017
To creepily watch/stalk someone, generally someone with whom one is in a relationship, systematically removing them from other friendships in an attempt to render them utterly incapable of independent action.
A: Don't look now, but I think Dave is watching you from the bushes.
B: He's just making sure no one gets too close.
A: He's totally Cullening you.
B: He's just making sure no one gets too close.
A: He's totally Cullening you.
by thebestlunchtableever February 17, 2010
by Captain Sparkle May 1, 2012
(n)A fictional character from a teen novel whose fame is ill won.
2. What teen girls and some older women will model their future boyfriends after, thus crushing their slim hope of having a functional relationship.
See Also; Sparkly Vampire
2. What teen girls and some older women will model their future boyfriends after, thus crushing their slim hope of having a functional relationship.
See Also; Sparkly Vampire
by Kore-wa Watashi-desu February 26, 2009
Real Version: Terrifying creature of the night who hunts humans and sucks their blood.
Twishite Version: Sparkly fruit who may or may not fall in love with a human whose arteries are full of his personal crack.
Twishite Version: Sparkly fruit who may or may not fall in love with a human whose arteries are full of his personal crack.
Is the word Cullen enough for you?
by [Name Lost] April 16, 2010
by Amanda J. December 4, 2008
Noun. To creepily stalk and or/follow possessively. In a romantic relationship, to try and prevent the significant other from having outside friendships or other meaningful interactions. Derived from last name of well-known vampire hero with possessive tendencies.
Girl 1: So then he slashed my tires after I talked to Jake at your party.
Girl 2: He's totally cullening you - get out while you can.
Girl 2: He's totally cullening you - get out while you can.
by M's Team Jacob May 30, 2010