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An alcoholic yellow liquid made from the agave plant which has a magical ability to cause federal charges of sexual harrassment, indecent exposure, public urination, and so forth to show up out of nowhere.
Holy shit, you drank a lot of Cuervo last night. Go clean up my bathroom, your barf is everywhere.
by Jack Cuervo August 17, 2005
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V. to negate another person who is expressing to you a good situation or experience in his or her life by providing an equivalent but meaningless counter.

Adj. Used to describe someone who often cuevos others.
Example A (telephone conversation)
Person 1: Hey (friend/family member), you will not believe the breathtaking view from my hotel room, I can even smell the water from here.

Person 2: O that's nice. Well we just came back from our vacation and our hotel was rated number 1 by traveler's magazine.
Person 1: Why do you always have to be so cuervo?

Example B Person 2 calls Person 1
Person 1: Hey John, I can't really talk, I am about to go to Ruth Chris's Steakhouse.
Person 2: O that's nice, I just came back from lunch at Morton's steakhouse.

Person 1: Why do you always have to cuervo me?

My biggest pet peeve are people who are cuervo.
by Mikeeemike June 04, 2011
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A cool ass Spanish Rock band from Houston, Texas. Band is made up of Elton (vocals/guitar),Diego (lead guitar), Ahmad (bass), Moises drummer), Carlos (keyboards).
Cuervo is 2 cool...Cuervo rocks!!!
by urock February 09, 2005
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Spanish Slang for lawyer or somebody dressed in a dark suit
Mi mujer me pidió el divorcio y ya busco un cuervo…
by LPortillo January 27, 2012
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