Cold, wintery months that often force single women to stay at home and cuddle with their girlfriends instead of going out and getting laid

A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.

The time between October and February where singles rush to find dates for those holiday parties, meeting family, new year's kiss and lastly Valentine's Day. Most of these will end in disaster.

cuddle season is the best season to find that person you have been waiting for and cuddle for the whole month, make yourself happy in the month of December the cuddling will make them want to participate in DDD/destroy dick december. Girls love cuddling so go get her while you can dude