When you randomly blurt out bird noises as you cum.
Daddy Reita Cucumed as he ejaculated into mommy last night.
by BigTankLova December 13, 2010
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(n.) Somebody who often sexualizes cucumbers.
John: "hey babe wanna see my cucumber?"
Sharkisha: "ohhh John you're such a cucumer"
by Muffin_McMan June 25, 2017
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