Inserting a cucumber into a vagina or anus, or both.

An item commonly used by certain people for some ...entertainment ;)

Its a fucking vegetable, fricken pervs

A jock itch infected penis.. (teehee I made a non-sexual object into a non-sensical double entendre, all the perverted people who post definitions on Urban Dictionary will think I’m cool now..)

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, carrots, leeks.

A mess that isn't as big as a pickle.

a vegetable, green and elongated.