Urban Dictionary: Cucumber

Cucumber

An item commonly used by certain people for some ...entertainment ;)

Me: Hey, you have a better use for this cucumber than I'd ever have.

You: No. No. No.

Me: Yes you do.

by Banana Joe The Second September 03, 2013

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Cucumber

Its a fucking vegetable, fricken pervs

Sarah: the cucumber fits really well in the salad
Earl: thanks

by Stoverman October 13, 2019

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Cucumber

A jock itch infected penis.. (teehee I made a non-sexual object into a non-sensical double entendre, all the perverted people who post definitions on Urban Dictionary will think I’m cool now..)

Tyler’s cucumber itches

by Patriotic Leftie February 26, 2021

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Cucumber

A) a vegetable that sows the seed of chaos in a faithful Christian household
B) A metrosexual Brazilian Male that also sows the seed of chaos in a faithful Christian household

Cog: when she tries to prove that a cucumber is not an extramarital affair
Lindsey: she’s right though
Cog: she calls the Metrosexual Brazilian man that lives down the block a cucumber. The implication is its not because it’s a vegetable but because he might be gay.

by Cog Figgot August 10, 2018

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Cucumber

A vegetable. That’s it, dirty minded fucks

I want a cucumber mate

by Kekadek January 06, 2019

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Cucumber

The coldest vegetable. Approximately -10 degrees.

We love cucumbers at -30 degrees.

by ZachFonaas July 16, 2014

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