May 3 Word of the Day
Internet persona(s) who happens to follow you and you happen to follow them back and maintain communication with and have a mutual liking for eachother whether it be friendship wise, etc. (Mutuals if more than one mutual)
Monica: Oh yay! I made a new mutual today because we started following & talking to eachother on twitter and we like eachother (so it seems).
by qtheresurrection March 25, 2015
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a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, carrots, leeks.
When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
by Jake February 25, 2004
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A jock itch infected penis.. (teehee I made a non-sexual object into a non-sensical double entendre, all the perverted people who post definitions on Urban Dictionary will think I’m cool now..)
by Patriotic Leftie February 26, 2021
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Long green vegetables that can be used in salads or as a dildo. Common among stuck-up jill-offs and crotchety old ladies.
by RatchetBoo June 20, 2003