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When A Man Inserts One End Of The Cucumber Into His Anus & The Woman Inserts The Other End Into Her Vagina And Begins Too Thrust, That My Friends Is The Cucumber Sandwich!
By Ramos The Barbarian.
By Ramos The Barbarian.
Steven- “I Had A Cucumber Sandwich Last Night!”
David- “Oh Man, What Was That like?”
Steven- “A Tad Crumby, Dude.”
David- “Oh Man, What Was That like?”
Steven- “A Tad Crumby, Dude.”
by Ramos The Barbarian May 05, 2018
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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Noun. A man with a small penis. Named after the popular British tea sandwich which, though tasty, is not quite filling and leaves you wanting more.
by Kitterbang February 17, 2010
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A new sexual position where the male wraps the females vaginal lips around his penis and repeatedly thrusts and mates with the lips until he cums. The womans vagina is sometimes called a ham sandwich, if you take out the ham and put a penis, it represents a cucumber sandwich of cucumber, bread, and mayonaisse. Thus the name cucumber sandwich.
Boy 1: Hey did you hear? Angelina got cucumber sandwiched by Brad.
Boy 2: I've always wanted to try that with a girl.
Boy 2: I've always wanted to try that with a girl.
by da bae February 21, 2015
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1. The poshest food you could ever eat. Especially if eaten with mayonniaise and a cup of tea, and followed by a scone with jam and cream.
Usually enjoyed by people living in London, especially near Windsor.
2. An insulting name for a posh person
3. For a man to cum on another mans ass them rub their ass cheeks againt theirs thus spreading the cum up and between both pairs of cheeks.
Usually enjoyed by people living in London, especially near Windsor.
2. An insulting name for a posh person
3. For a man to cum on another mans ass them rub their ass cheeks againt theirs thus spreading the cum up and between both pairs of cheeks.
1. "oooh Godphrey! I think i'll enjoy a nice cucumber sandwich and a small cup of Earl Grey with lemon! Tish Tosh."
2. "You can't eat ice-cream with a fork!!!... U fucking cucumber sandwich!"
3. "Me and my gay lover were going through a sexual rut, so we decided to try a cucumber sandwich"
2. "You can't eat ice-cream with a fork!!!... U fucking cucumber sandwich!"
3. "Me and my gay lover were going through a sexual rut, so we decided to try a cucumber sandwich"
by DiamondSerpant March 25, 2007