Top definition
Clean the Pipes - What all boys do in their free time
I haven`t seen my girlfriend in 2 weeks so i had to CTP by myself.
by Sexy-Soccer-Hotie December 27, 2010
Get a Ctp mug for your coworker Vivek.
Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
Get a Planetary Quarantine mug for your Aunt Riley.
2
Crack the Pussy, an acronym that refers to common and futile attempts at vaginal sex.
Girl, referring to questionable guy: "Don't talk to him."

Girl2, responding: "Why?"

Girl: "Tried to CTP the first week"

Girl 2, looks at guy: "stank..."
by Kush8r October 22, 2011
Get a CTP mug for your guy Trump.
3
Clutch The Pearls!!!
Jake: "I totally think i have a moose knuckle in my skinny jeans".

Josh: "CTP"!
by richpaul August 30, 2009
Get a CTP mug for your father-in-law Jerry.
4
Abbreviation for Call The Police. It is used sarcastically, not as a serious remark.
Dan: Oh Mark have you heard that the Johnson's are moving in next door?

Mark: OMG!! CTP!!!

Example 2:

Michelle: Nichole did her hear Michael slept with Samantha?

Nichole: OMG!!! CTP!!
by superhero4592 June 05, 2012
Get a CTP mug for your boyfriend José.
5
Collin Twins Posse
Count The Paintings
Capture The Possesions
Claim The Points
Canterbury Terror Posse
Call The Police
Johns revenge was undertaken by the C.T.P
by chewbacca February 06, 2005
Get a C.T.P mug for your mate Rihanna.