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Noun. A slutlike creature from North American mythology whose means of survival is involvement in romantic relationships with misled individuals. A Crystal Severance is an unfaithful compulsive liar and morally devoid.

Synonyms: siren, succubus, terrible person.
Bro, I told you she was going to cheat. I could tell that she was a Crystal Severance.
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by Lolweakloser July 07, 2018
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